Humor

Palin Blasts Obama's Ties to Weather Channel

Andy Borowitz - Sat Oct 11, 3:00 AM ET

Creators Syndicate - "Palling Around with Meteorologists," Guv Claims

  • Politics as Usual Peter McKay - Tue Oct 7, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - We're now smack dab in the middle of one of the most aggravating and stressful periods we're going to experience for a while. I'm not talking about the financial crisis, or the gas crisis or even a midlife crisis. No, I'm talking about the fall election campaign.

  • McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deer Andy Borowitz - Sat Oct 4, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Hoofed Running Mate Could Be Game-Changer

  • How to Nix a Chick Flix Peter McKay - Tue Sep 30, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - I can't say with absolute certainty, but I'm pretty sure that in 25 years of marriage, I can count the number of movies we've seen that I wanted to see on one hand. Actually, on one hand with three or four fingers held back.

  • McCain Attacks Washington, Republicans, Old White Men with White Hair Andy Borowitz - Sat Sep 27, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Most Ironic Speech to Date, Experts Say

  • Robots Ate My Check Out Lady Peter McKay - Tue Sep 23, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - As a kid, I used to read a lot of scary science fiction stories. Even at that age, I knew they were total fantasy, stuff that could never come true. But now, as an adult, I'm not so sure. Everywhere I look these days, and I swear I'm not making it up, real people are disappearing and being replaced by robots.

  • Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview Andy Borowitz - Sat Sep 20, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

  • I Really Dig Hamsters Peter McKay - Tue Sep 16, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Over a year ago, our twin daughters came to us and begged us to get them hamsters. I (wisely) refused, but my wife (unwisely) gave in, and within an hour we were driving home from the pet store with Smokey and Paco, two cute, adorable and totally unnecessary hamsters.

  • Pit Bull Owners Blast Palin Andy Borowitz - Sat Sep 13, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Comparison "Offensive," Dog Fanciers Complain